How can you tell what kind of watch is showing in the reflection? It's pretty smudgy and smeared -- tables are imperfect mirrors.

Porthole laundry chute is okay but I'd LOVE a Portal laundry chute.

I dunno, I've been burned by Art Lebedev before with that beautiful Optimus keyboard that couldn't deliver what it promised _and_ cost far too much. I don't want to fall in love again; what happens if they can't actually make this radiator either, but wind up putting dinosaur stickers on a normal radiator?? I just couldn't go through that again.

Hey, that kinda looks like Tom Sellick.

This is definitely a chilling tale, I'm not sure how to break the news except to say it:

Your daughter was caught shoplifting a purse by the panoptic mall security. But then she pulled out the head of the last security guard to give her any trouble and the guard decided she could keep the purse.

Wow, they planned ahead to be dicks to their own team. That's gotta be some kind of commitment unknown among US sports fans who just stop going...

That cat should be in the North American Marlon Brando Look-Alike club. That's one crazy fat cat. Is he sneaking meals from three or four families?

These are knockoffs made specifically for sticking in a backyard and letting the kids play in.

Don't get me wrong, I like Taco Bell, but it isn't Mexican food -- and these aren't gypsy caravans that "show their flair".

After much deliberation and testing by a room full of ten year old kids, this device was chosen as the fastest way to indiscriminately poke out some eyes.

"Just Born"? I don't get it.

Hrm, it's not as offensive as a usual Daily Circus comic, nowhere near as smutty as Love Is, I wonder why this one was pulled...

Wake the lake troll!

Today is the happiest day of my life.

Why hellllooooooooo!

The Garden Corner maintains the hanging baskets for many communities in the area and they are without fail always spectacular.