I wonder if bending over to pick something up is different for her. Or does she have to do it backwards?

I'm glad genders are treated equal in today's media. Now I guess I'll go watch my favorite sitcom. It's that one where the husband is a stupid, overweight, alcoholic, blue-collar oaf and his wife is attractive, witty and holds everything together and he's lucky to have her. You know the one.

It seems like they're either afraid of the mouse or the ball of dung suddenly moving by itself.

Oh, so thats how all those people got here.

The last 10 seconds of that clip make me laugh like an idiot. That little thing just hauling ass cracks me up.

I heard that pubic lice are in danger of being extinct due to people trimming down below. Maybe this guy has a solution.

Also, imagine what this would smell like if lit on fire.

He should use it to fly out of Nigeria.

Wow, Gracie. That's an enormous plate of food!

There's no way that tastes different then if it was just beheaded a few minutes prior.

My dad used to make Spam and cheese omelets. They were fantastic.. at least to a ten year old. Not sure how they'd stand up today.

Whoa. So that's what the question was. Once again, I'm sad that Douglas Adams is no longer alive.

That's not a zombie, it's just an old lady. How rude.

This will be really effective in a sea battle against Imperial Japan 60 years ago.

Finally! I can stop storing my laptop in a cereal box!

Meh. I guess I've been too overstimulated. I suppose that would have been pretty neat had I never seen a commercial before.