When they finally decode it will probably say "World's greatest dad"

I completely agree with this. Sir Handbasket and I sleep not only in different beds, but in entirely different wings of Handbasket House and we have been happily married for over twenty years.

Henry dear, if cats bother you that much, don't click the link. And if you have been using the internet since you were 6, I think it's time you took a break. It might be why you seem so tetchy.

If only she had grabbed a can of Raid instead of a camera, we would have known for sure. Sigh.

I spy
with my little eye
a virgin

I think Shadowfirebird has hit the nail on the proverbial

Ahundred, I dispute that the golden rectangle is the most pleasing shape to the eye. Personally I much prefer to gaze on a tight pair of buns, and I don't think I am particularly unusual in this. Sadly though I have hardly ever seen my favourite shape represented in the facade of a building. But I live in hope.

Did anyone else hear that whooshing sound?

My favourite thing about this story is the word "copepod". Have you noticed how nice it is to say out loud? I have been going round all day saying "copepod, copepod, all I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper copepod..."

Marvellous Dr Dan! Love it!

I didn't understand a word of that

AndiB. I have to say I always love it when someone comes to Neatorama and comments that people should be doing more important things...