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The 12 Least Appropriate Smurf Figurines

Blogger Kevin J. Guhl has a list of twelve Smurf figurines that probably shouldn't have been marketed to children, including scenes of intoxication, gambling, murderous rage, and wardobe malfunctions. Pictured above is a Smurf soon be drunk off his Smurf, if not Smurfed from alcohol poisoning. All images are courtesy of Smurfs über-site Blue Buddies.


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Now there are some smurf's I can identify with.

These smurfs are not in my wife's collection but I'd have less of an issue if she wanted to byuy thes ones...
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Yea. People who comment on waisting time when they themselves are waisting their own time by ranting about people ranting. I guess it is just one vicious cycle.
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Maybe some people should start to focus on more important things... like poverty, wars, famine and opression taking place all over this planet - instead of ranting about politically incorrect smurfs!

Poor world...
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What a sad bloke. Seeing anything untoward in a naked child, whether Smurf or human, washing themselves isn't suggestive to most people - certainly not Europeans.

We unexpectedly ended up at the beach last weekend. Being unplanned we didn't have any swimming things, so our seven year old daughter just laughed, stripped off and ran in naked. Some of the kids on the beach were dressed - some weren't. No one seemed to care, which is how it should be.

Our son, at twelve, preferred to go find a cheap pair of shorts from a beach shop.
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