Who still says they all look alike?

India can keep her. Her intentions were pure and earnest but in the end she became a tyrannical, self-aggrandizing miser. Money and power leads to the ruin of even our most virtuous.

She dares to proclaim what only O'Keefe hinted at...

I see time demarcated in 365 little squares arranged in a grid-like pattern of four or so rows separated in 12 groups of 28 to 31 sections. I must be special or something.

Are not you interfering with natural selection?

Another self-aggrandizing display of sopping sentimentality. Pray for the saints and the assholes but do so in private.

This just goes to show that in these troublesome times, mastering a trade is much more valuable than getting a diploma. You are better off knowing how to build a house than you are trying to pay for one these days. At least the bank cannot take it away from you.

Catholic nuns must see this incredible feat so that they may brush off their habits and stop leading lives of glorified spinsterhood.

I have done this actually. Many delicious finds!

The result of letting a floraphile loose in an arboretum.

We end up suckling from electronic teats and use the real ones for pleasure.

"Off-brands" found in nature's discount bin. Delightful.

Now I see why the Massachusetts Institute of Technology has such a high suicide rate.

Things for the painfully hip:

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2009/07/13/127-where-the-wild-things-are/

You will not see this kind of wedding cake being served in California any time soon...