Most money comes from state taxes on corporations and business. There are also use fees.

Taxing income is basically mass armed robbery. Taxing business is much better, as it is much closer to voluntary (just the cost of doing business, and such).

The government that governs least, governs best. The states should fund infrastructure and fire and police services, and their various licensing agencies(DMV, Health department, etc), and that's about it.

Ok, I'll bite. Where do you get one?

So what they say is true, women are the root of all evil!

It's a 19th century device for delivering sandwiches to the upper floors of buildings. The precursor to the hot dog slingshot.

1 minute, 38 seconds

It helps if you have a year of college jujitsu and martial arts training (not to mention being more than 6'3").

Intergalactic dumping grounds?

It's more likely than you think.

Man, that's making me hungry. I guess I'll have to go cook up some chitlins and gravy.

What, haven't you heard? Ignorance is Freedom.

They apparently didn't read Orwell closely enough.

That's obviously Bender's toothbrush.

Remember kids, theft is the coolest crime there is.

http://www.reuters.com/article/healthNews/idUSN1043228620071210?feedType=RSS&feedName=healthNews&rpc=22&sp=true

Human evolution has actually been moving a lot faster in the past few thousand years. I don't think we really need any artificial help.

On a side note, the US government is doing a pretty amazing job at preventing breeding among the black population by keeping a sizable portion of their male population in prison during their most fertile years. Good job, guys!

It's a man-plough, for those who can't even afford a donkey or a wife, it's the Man-Plough, from TomCo!

So, are you singling me out because I'm a nigger, or because I'm a faggot?"

^---Is what I would have asked him really loudly.

I thought of wine tasting right off the top of my head. Probably brewmasters as well.

I would guess that it's an early version of a teletype, or a device that uses telegraph lines and automatically reads the code, reproducing the letters more quickly than a human could.

I say raise the limit to 65. That will make it simpler. Then we can get beer, drive a car, and watch ultraporn.