Sorry, nothing beats the good old 2 triangles for eyes, one for the nose, and a jagged opening for the mouth.

Why do we always have to "improve" on the good ol' stuff?

Quit yer whining, everybody. You never even knew it happened until you saw the story here. I've seen a lot of stuff here that doesn't make me say "neato", but I don't b++ch about it.

The last post is absolutely on the money.

If it's true, it's sad. Deal with it.

If it took two months to create, the cream puffs are probably stale, althought the filling may still be fresh.

Interesting idea, but I think you'd have to be a little stoned to keep from becoming bored.

That's go to make 'em harder to bite into.
No thanks. I wouldn't want to chip a tooth.

And they have a person-sized blanket covering his other leg because...?

Looks bogus.

The original Aztec city was Tenochtitlan. It was surrounded by marsh.
This is the biggest major find in a while. Doesn't mean there haven't been a lot of minor finds, just like in Rome.

Row, row, row your house.

My friend has an albino boxer - they're rare enough. They used to kill them as well, for pretty much the same reasons. Seems stupid if you ask me.

Thanks for straightening that out.

And they look more vampiric than zombie. Besides, all they would need to become vampire/zombies is to be bitten by a vampire/zombie, so it's entirely possible that live people were bitten by vampire/zombies (not necessarily Indian), just as they somehow turn this live fellow into a vampire/zombie.

I love the advertisement scrolling across the screen in the middle of the film.

This clip sucks worse than the original video.

Tupperware is part of its natural habitat.

They didn't lose their teeth. They just forgot where they put them.

But the pertinent question is: Boxers or briefs?

Geez, that link was preachy. And the spoofs? Not so good.

So now space will have not only satellite junk, but little yellow growths floating around.