I started to get it had something to do with the model and picture of the windmill behind him.
Clever, but almost too subtle.

You won't care until you're framed for murder.

My understanding:
Police regularly keep track of licence plates in certain areas, parked or not. Sometimes, a plate is kept in their records for a few weeks, in case any crimes are reported.

Any time you're stopped in traffic near a cop, they're running plates through their computer. This just does it faster.

Probably shopped. Possibly just photographed at just the right angle. When puppy stands up, maybe the bottom widens out.

That Trappe almost looks like it could start with a C, and it would be just as correct.

She should have cashed in on it. She could have sold her old underwear.

And my porn star name is Pussywillow Park.

Oh well, as long as they're doing it for the purely noble purpose of trying something new for the body modification community. As long as it's not frivolous.

Sorry, body modification cen be pretty stupid at times, and this is definitely one of those times.

This is as stupid as smoking to look cool, going anorexic to look thin, or taking tons of steroids to look buff.

I read some of the article - "Don't try this at home, kids, but this is how we did it" - enough research to confirm that it's a really, really, dumb idea.

My first thought: anti-theft - cutting off your nose to protect your face.

Yes, the US Empire in cahoots with the Liberians and Myanmarians.

Damned axis of evil. How dare they weigh things in pounds!

That was great.
I think he meant it to be like that, with the weird singing and captions.

What a stupid concept.

Have they not heard of contact lenses?

D-oh!

Mea culpa. I'm so used to seeing silly stuff coming out of Japan.

This reminds me of the Drumc Corps competitions in North America, but on a little larger scale. Fascinating, but kinda dull to watch onscreen after a bit.

There is a phone on the shirt.
You may need to ask for a calculator if you need to figure out exchange rates in a shop.
It's weird, but you might.

What was the old meaning?

Where did they find all those blonde Japanese cheerleaders?

Hey, don't knock the bare hands thing. Those ropes and spears must chafe. They're not like their sissy glove-wearing neighbours.

Their leader hasn't had sex for six months, and he's the only one who stays awake during the whole hunt. I wonder if the other hunters sleep with one eye open.

No, I think he thought it was Brian Freeze's poster.