Looks like a bad rash to me. Not well thought-out.

Again, why waste so much food?

Shoddy camera work.
Definitely multiple takes, which means not necessarily all done at once.
Hurt my eyes too much to watch the whole thing through to the end.

Ah, cool.
That would be freaky to walk in on.

Nice to see an example of over-the-top materialism that isn't North American, for a change.

Looks like poo.

I think it's nice that they give pie-making opportunities to women down on their luck.

meh.

Sounded more like "mustard my hall" to me.

Just a tired rip-off of Benny.

This whole peeing contest is silly.

Regionalists.

Not a map to Billy's bed! Now the High Liner Captain will find him for sure!

Well, it does compare with other stories about Muslims that take advantage of people's xenophobia in order to sell papers.

Whether it's accurate or not... are there polygamists in the UK?

The suggestion that polygamy doesn't cause harm is odd. The same could be said for incestuous families - they're not causing any harm to others.

Neat. I want one with a moving eye.

Never heard of it.

Come with me if you want to live...

If that's phallic, I agree it would be oddly so.

I guess some people just have stranger imaginations.

Disturbing. I think that woman mght need a little help before she ends up putting her nipples in her ears.