The Bible teaches us that naughty children should be killed (unless they laugh at a bald man, then they need to be torn apart by a bear). I'm surprised that this Texan district is only into paddling.
I would recommend paddling for adults too, since it is so wonderfully efficacious and so many commenters just salivate at the idea of children being paddled. Run a light or stop sign, bend over and be paddled by the cop. Speeding? That's a paddlin'. Using a check on the express lane at the grocer's? A paddlin'. That'll teach 'em.
There is plenty of evidence of cannibalism. Gwen Robbins was unable to find any using these bones for study, but what of all the other evidence? There has been an effort to clear the names of those involved to placate some of their descendants though.
Some guy in Michigan repeatedly raped a baby and left it crippled and brain damaged. The DA cut him a deal (to expedite matters) that amounts to less than two years in prison, and non-inclusion on any sex registry. Too bad he didn't cheat at a sporting event.
Pretty clever, but I guess that eventually they will be punished for trademark infringement and copyright violations. The point will not be whether these claims have merit, but if the dog groomers can afford the money and costs to defend themselves.
Spanking is abuse. Just like when many of you spankers grow old, and your children hit and punch you. That is elder abuse, but you'll scream and cry right to the police about it.
I would recommend paddling for adults too, since it is so wonderfully efficacious and so many commenters just salivate at the idea of children being paddled. Run a light or stop sign, bend over and be paddled by the cop. Speeding? That's a paddlin'. Using a check on the express lane at the grocer's? A paddlin'. That'll teach 'em.
$1350 for a giclee. Ha!
What, then, are the other "variety" of uses? All that I can think of is postal fraud.