No, the center of the earth contains a Fanny Cradock cookbook.

It's a garishly painted plank of wood with a couple of frying pans glued to it...... hardly an original proton pack.

I once bought a crystal that was psychically charged by Uri Gellar. I've seen him to it, he holds the crystal in his hands and enforced the psychic energy into it. Steve Jobs does a similar thing with every iThing that comes odd the productions line, he personally infuses them with cool. I believe in this as much as I believe in my Uri Gellar crystal.

Casinos are monuments to bad taste design from top to bottom. Why should the carpets be any different?

I wonder how much 5 million lego bricks cost?

I had some girl scout cookies when I was in America recently. Really disappointed. I thought they tasted like naff cheap Netto biscuits.

Billy frigging Connolly's in it?????

re:XuYu

Heroin helps greatly with with nicotine withdrawl.

The camera is amazingly steady for somewhere apparently so windy.

He look somewhat like Leigh Francis's Michael Jackson impersonation!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0s0yLiUp2U

I would think the qualities of a tube amp would ne wasted playing lossy mp3 files.

This went to court on Friday and she was banned for 10 days and ordered to re-take her driving test.

Looks like the same guy that "was" Lee Harvey Oswald.

The note about seeing the film at an Imax is interesting. There was a film a while ago (a Spiderman film maybe) where the British Board of Film Classification gave the Imax copies a higher rating than the regular cinema copies on the reasoning that violence etc had a far greater impact on an Imax size screen.

It's daft, I went to the distillery in Lynchburg a couple of year ago. The entire town seems to be based around Jack Daniels but it's illegal to sell alcohol in the town. You can buy special bottles from the distillery however, you buy the "bottle" and the alcohol in it comes free.