as Jimmy Carr said in the episode of QI, thing about premature burial.. is that it's notgoig to be THAT premature, 5 hours max.

Why was the italian institute measuring in feet not metres? ( i know it's a joke)

interstingly there was some study that cats falling from a certain height of buildings almost always died, but higher say 7 stories survived, as they had enough time to try to slow dwn and prepare for landing.. or something.

http://www.damninteresting.com/high-rise-syndrome

whilst lightweigh seedum roofing (with root bariers an isolation layers like on a building roof - jeffos)are pretty skinny and weigh around 20kg / m2 it's still half a ton that the bus needs to accelerate every time it starts.

plus it would probably screw with the bus cleaning regime

put them on the bus stops. or don't bother.

the way i heard it was that surgeons were usually the local butcher.

as i understand it, it was posted on reddit first on a 'make the front page and make his day' kind of thing then got 4chan'd

y 1992 Hugh laurie was of course very famous in the UK at least for his 'bit of fry and laurie' and jeeves and wooster stuff.. thsi was more of a cameo role rather than 'before they were famous'

I want to do a mash-up with this where there is a flashing light and the police squad soundtrack going

Maybe they are all different girls called brenda?