Great stuff here MissC.

Def ordering some when I get paid. Or I might put on the old thinking cap and try one of my own.

Either way, thanks for a fun article.

Look, I'm an old fat bastard and I wouldn't touch that with Skipweasels dick.

Motherfuck KFC.

I'm so over Steampunk.

Even worse, Disney is doing a steampunk film.

Where in the hell did I drop my childhood? It's around here some where.

"MMmmm is there anything Pi can't do?"

(8(|) Doh!!!

Umm, Wha......?

Guess I'm gettin old.
Just gimme a tight pair covering her tight pair!

Whoaaaaaa!

That brown around the inside is pure flavour. Wash it out?

Are you insane?
lol

I'm a mutant.

Never have used an alarm clock and I find it peaceful to watch the sun rise, and pretty much lay down when it sets.

I've functioned all my life with about 5-6 hours of sleep a day. (yep, modern psychology has seen fit to medicate me for it. WTF is hypermania? I'll come over and show you while I paint your house in 4 hours after I stop the meds.) :P

Umm, functionality? Fail

Hahahahaha, M.C. Hammer Time!

Can't touch this!

Man, bad day to have the other article on here. This is torture of a sort.

Make the fucking "handler" climb in the well.

BTW, both Ring movies suck ballsack.

@ A Noun

Thanks, you made my morning! LOL

Ok, let me elaborate. (I know, another asshole, another opinion.)

I hate zoos. Every time I have gone I get so much attention from the animals.
I have worked with Bengal Tigers. An attempt of a prior loved one to get me out of my shell after a disabling accident.

My point is every time I get around captive animals it's as if they can sense my apathy. I leave in tears every time.

Again, no son of a bitch or bastard should ever consider themselves "owners" of any animal.

I have cats, (see the "I have" shit, so I'm guilty as well) and I try so hard to be just there for them. Never have I expected anything from them and only scold when they try to destroy something of value to me.

This is sooooo fucking wrong.
No animal owns another, not even us rotten ass humans.

I'm going to pay closer attention to que'd articles from now on.

I'm with Larfin. Why in hell was the rescue train hauling ass that fast?

I'm not one to pick on this guy.
I still spell theatre, "Theatre".

So leave him be.