Winkers: Animated Jean Art For Your Butt


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Thanks to Winkers, you no longer have to go through life with a plain, ordinary butt. Now you can turn your butt into a winking owl, or two birds snapping their bills, or other horrifying things! The '80s synth music gives it that extra touch of class.

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Why don't they focus on the only relevant part. He took TWO SMALL CHESTS. All his other meaningless calculations have to be wrong. He is saying two chests of 5'x5'x5'. That is like two U-Hauls... not chests.

Why not figure out how much loot you can maximally cram into a chest whatever you want to call that volume.
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More like $7 million or so (300 lbs gold and 300 lbs silver). Anything more then 300lbs each and the chests would break, plus he wouldn't be able to haul them.
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Let's not forget that 2 handled cup that he took home, and got appraised at the Hobbiton Arts Center for 50 million dollars. A priceless elven heirloom that grants everlasting elven life to all those who drink from it.

give it up.
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