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Have you ever had a cuscus on your head?
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Man, I couldn't resist the urge to reply to this comment!
Barry Obama said:
"Is there some way I can tax this?"
Pfffft...I know of a really easy and efficient way you could do that, no problem. Buuuut, I won't divulge the details of that plan unless you pay me a $2M consulting fee. In cash. I've got a convenient meeting place, it's about 150 miles due east of Miami, accessible only by seaplane. Just keep flying east from the coast until you see glowing lights and lose all instrumentation. I'll be waiting there for you...promise!
Barry Obama said:
"Is there some way I can tax this?"
Pfffft...I know of a really easy and efficient way you could do that, no problem. Buuuut, I won't divulge the details of that plan unless you pay me a $2M consulting fee. In cash. I've got a convenient meeting place, it's about 150 miles due east of Miami, accessible only by seaplane. Just keep flying east from the coast until you see glowing lights and lose all instrumentation. I'll be waiting there for you...promise!
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Hahahahaaaa...I LOL'ed for real. I'm not really interested in the movie but that was a funny trailer.
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Why didn't he make it say:
I CAN HAS YOUR HAND IN MARRIJ?!! :-D
I CAN HAS YOUR HAND IN MARRIJ?!! :-D
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Wow, 10 comments already and nobody mentions why harassing monkeys is serious business in Japan?!
Monkeys do a lot of damage to crops and Japanese farmers have a helluva time keeping such agile and intelligent creatures from messing up and stealing their produce. The most effective way to do this is to surround their fields with electric fences but they are expensive and a maintenance hassle. The monkeys quickly figure out how to exploit any gaps in fences too, so the farmers have to keep a constant watch on their state of repair.
It's much easier and cheaper for farmers to keep animals in their fields that scare the monkeys away and do not damage the crops themselves. They've kept turkeys in apple orchards for years because monkeys are mortally afraid of them and they won't approach any place where they know there are turkeys!
Monkeys do a lot of damage to crops and Japanese farmers have a helluva time keeping such agile and intelligent creatures from messing up and stealing their produce. The most effective way to do this is to surround their fields with electric fences but they are expensive and a maintenance hassle. The monkeys quickly figure out how to exploit any gaps in fences too, so the farmers have to keep a constant watch on their state of repair.
It's much easier and cheaper for farmers to keep animals in their fields that scare the monkeys away and do not damage the crops themselves. They've kept turkeys in apple orchards for years because monkeys are mortally afraid of them and they won't approach any place where they know there are turkeys!
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Hehe...look at them gettin all geeked up on the kitteh hooch! :-D
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"Can the law actually stop you from giving pets away for free -- without making the pets themselves illegal?"
I can tell you from personal experience, the answer is "No". I live in South Carolina. Up until a couple of years ago it was illegal to sell ferrets here but every freakin pet store around sold ferret cages for around $200 and they would include a "free ferret" with every cage. Anybody who could plunk down the cash for this illegal pet could get one in any number of pet stores that openly flouted the law, thus making it completely pointless and useless to ban ferret sales to begin with. I don't know why it was illegal, but I do know it was a complete waste of time and resources for such a law to be made and (maybe) enforced.
It will be the same if this pet sales ban is actually passed in SF. The pet trade will still go on almost exactly as it is now except a few stores will go out of business, and some others might actually stop selling anything but fish. The taxpayers will foot the bill for *trying* to enforce a law that has more loopholes than a knitting machine. The amount of animal cruelty and neglect cases in that city isn't going to change.
This law is a stupid idea and I hope the legislators there see that and stop it from passing. It will cause more problems than it will solve!
I can tell you from personal experience, the answer is "No". I live in South Carolina. Up until a couple of years ago it was illegal to sell ferrets here but every freakin pet store around sold ferret cages for around $200 and they would include a "free ferret" with every cage. Anybody who could plunk down the cash for this illegal pet could get one in any number of pet stores that openly flouted the law, thus making it completely pointless and useless to ban ferret sales to begin with. I don't know why it was illegal, but I do know it was a complete waste of time and resources for such a law to be made and (maybe) enforced.
It will be the same if this pet sales ban is actually passed in SF. The pet trade will still go on almost exactly as it is now except a few stores will go out of business, and some others might actually stop selling anything but fish. The taxpayers will foot the bill for *trying* to enforce a law that has more loopholes than a knitting machine. The amount of animal cruelty and neglect cases in that city isn't going to change.
This law is a stupid idea and I hope the legislators there see that and stop it from passing. It will cause more problems than it will solve!
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Really, MJ! No wonder she looks kind of uncomfortable there.
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There's an easy way to prevent that happening again, lady...it's called a "Locking Gas Cap"! Costs about 6 bucks. I've insisted on having one on every car I've ever owned for the last, ohh...20 years or so.
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Look at that lovely glow coming from the Hell Toilet!
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Fascinating and haunting pics...this is a really awesome post! :-D
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Awww, how could you have Cold Sweat ice cream on this list and NOT link to the hysterically funny YouTube video of a Boston DJ trying it on the air?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPuQamP6oeM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPuQamP6oeM
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Hehe, if Groucho Marx were still alive today I would have to tell him that was supremely badass! Right on!!!
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Oh boy. Baby Jesus Boston terrier looks really embarrassed!
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Fuel VS. Wallet, size 2X, black. Plz. :-)