Uhhh, didn't these people figure out that a padlock works like it's supposed to only if you, you know...LOCK it? :-/

A guy who's nearly 30 and still living with his parents gets pissed at his mom for not ironing his clothes so he takes her hostage? Seriously? Good on her for getting him arrested for that, so the whole world knows just how much of a loser dipshit he really is.

I hope serves his entire sentence working in the prison laundry!

I *LOVE* the idea of a place like this! One minute is so not enough time, though. Some days I feel like I'd need an hour!

"I think it’s kind of neat."

*eyeroll*

Well there ya go, folks. The screeching, loon-like call of the idiotic, colossally bad parent. Please tell me this stupid woman doesn't have any more selfish career-criminal spawn out there menacing the law abiding citizens who might be unfortunate enough to cross their path.

This kid's mother needs to be bitch-slapped into unconsciousness and then thrown in jail just for being such a moron.

"He’s not hurting anybody really, physically, I mean..." Not yet, anyway. Just a matter of time, though.

So *GLAD* to see Che Guevara on this list! Every time I see some clueless dipshit wearing their Che shirt I want to rip it off them and burn it.

Nobody earned a nickname like "The Butcher of La Cabana" by being a nice guy and no one who propagates the spread of communism is a "freedom fighter".

I do enjoy some of the looks I get when I wear this shirt:
http://www.thoseshirts.com/commies.html

It's about time for a new one soon, it's getting kind of worn out!

That should be called "When Opera Singers Take PCP".

Grotesque?! Are you on crack?!

This is a nugget of pure awesome wrapped in a coat of win. It's *ALMOST* as cool as the Hello Kitty AR-15! :-D

But...but...I've just had my Yahoo email for so long...and I like my username. I want to keep it even though I can fix my own computer, avoid spyware and have my mail filters set to send any mail with "FWD" in the subject line straight to the trash folder. Come on. I'm smarrrrrrt...reeeeeeeeeally! *sniffle* :-(

(This fine post was brought to you by Snark-O-Matic Inc., producer of 100% pure sarcasm since 1971!)

I can't be the only one who pictures Steve Buscemi in Armageddon when I hear the phrase "riding a bomb".

That was hilarious, "Get OFF of the nuclear warhead!" :-D

Hahahahaaa...funny!

It also doesn't work if you have NoScript running so if you want to see the effect you have to click the "Temporarily Allow All This Page" button.

Electrolatino, you don't think MY DustBunny is cute?! :-(

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w304/dooflotchie/kitndusty010small.jpg?t=1275000056

LisaL said:
"I grow my own nails out and paint them however I want"

Me too. It's the only foofy, girly thing I indulge in!

I do have to say these are not the most over-the-top acrylic nails I've ever seen. Check out the look of Nfu-Oh, a high-end nail art designer from Korea. I'm just a little bit afraid of those claws!

http://www.nfuoh.com/english/

Both of the additional links provided for more information on "the science of the disease" take me to the Telegraph article. Might want to fix that.

Do I get a special gold star for never having used Facebook at all? A cookie? Something?

Come on everyone. If this guy had deliberately shot his dog we wouldn't be reading this article right now because he wouldn't have rushed him to the vet, told them all about how it happened and then shelled out at *LEAST* a couple thousand dollars for emergency surgery. Nope. He would have instead buried the dog under the new deck and went on with his day.

There's no gore and puddles of blood here, and the dog survived a one-in-a-million freak accident. At first I said "Holy crap! WTF?!" and then I was happy to read that Max is recovering.

How come no one's mentioned that those were some damn good vets and staff that deserve a huge THANK-YOU for saving a dog from a horrific and usually fatal injury?