So you could easily drop a couple grand on dinner there and from the looks of it, you'd still be hungry when you leave. How can a single (tiny) plate of food truly be worth $800? Maybe if it's a black rhinoceros filet gently simmered in a panda bear roux and garnished with red diamonds?

WTF. I'll never understand rich people.

OK, so it turned out it really *WAS* a failed rocket. My question is this: When is some genius going to figure out how to apply this rocket science (hahaha...!) to create fireworks that give the same visual effect?

I'm not being sarcastic here, I really want to see that happen because the missile test failure LOOKED REALLY FREAKIN' COOL! :-D

Ooooo, no glass pushing here! All it took was for me to see a glass door get broken one time when I was a kid and I figured out real quick it was a bad thing to do.

That's the same reason why you'll never see a glass-topped table in my house either!

I hear ya on the soy thing! Except it doesn't give me raging heartburn (Prilosec FTW!) I get to enjoy some pretty hardcore stomach cramps instead. Any kind of legumes do that to me, plus a lot of dairy products too. Going meat-free was never an option.

I'd be willing to try the vat meat anytime.

So was I the only one who watched this and wondered why they didn't just tow the carcass out to sea and drop it?

"Surprisingly, depression actually helps people focus on their problems and then think more clearly about the possible solution to the issues that are bothering them."

Yessss...this ability will come in really handy if a problem in my life should arise where the best solution will be to JUMP OFF A BRIDGE. 'Cause I feel like doing that pretty frequently.

:-|

Hmmm...well, this was interesting. I guess with all the people trying to find him you could say that would be like trying to disappear when you're wanted by the law, buuuuut- if a well-prepared, determined and disciplined person decided to vanish without attracting the attention of the cops first they'd be damn near impossible to find.

Well I guess it's better that he plays video games instead of running the streets with his little doggie buddies knocking over trash cans, bullying mailmen and stealing meat from the supermarket!

Aw, the article doesn't say if the cat is OK or not. :-(

Well this made me :-) !

Chalk up another vote for ditching the DST. The days get longer or shorter as they will no matter what our clocks say and having one less annoyance to deal with is fine by me!

Daughter of Chewbacca? :-/

^^^ Hahahahaa...TOUCHE!

"...a French court convicted him of manslaughter in his absence."

I'd say that makes him a CONVICTED killer, not an ALLEGED killer.

"he’s also showing off its totally sick fence-jumping skills"

Ohhhh...um, yeah...that's not so good. :-(

Hopefully that doesn't wind up biting the wolves in the ass. (Bad pun completely intended!)

It IS a super-awesome picture, however.