Burglar must have had a phobia of tin foil.

He is adorably preparing to annihilate you. Awwwww.

That kid's good. The only problem lies in the length of the limbs. Short limbs don't look like they have enough 'power', plus, from the distance of the camera you really can't tell just how impressive his moves were.

If only the area I live in had a legacy of ancient peoples and precious metals I'd resurrect my metal detector. Biggest thing I've ever discovered was the septic tank.

Something I never would have thought to do. Incredible crystal formations.

Dam beavers!

What's to stop people from trying to turn in their own $2 rubber duckies after running them through the washing machine a few times then claiming the stamp and marker wore off?

If it cuts down on the amount of material needed to produce the packaging, then it does serve a practical purpose.

The Tour-De-Frank fleas look more like cockroaches.

I'll have to get to work and make one of my own.

Resale value went down considerably. Unless she were to sell it on E-bay that is.

It might not be cruelty to animals, but it's borderline on making humans cringe at the sight of so many colorful combinations (human and canine).

Looks like it might be tricky to keep the ends of the bacon weave from coming unraveled. Perhaps they'd need to be staked down somehow.

I, Kent Brockman, welcome our new siphonophoric overlords.

Merry Christmas! I gave a mystery gift and received a Neatorama T-shirt as a gift too.

Ha ha! Vindication is mine and science is my ally! Now to see if science will team up with me to prove my other theories about life.