Suicide is rare to begin with. Given a smaller population you're likely not to see it, but that doesn't mean there isn't the possibility or likelihood of it happening. And yes, Jamie, there are homosexuals in Iran.

It could help if they included those who brushed their teeth in this study...

I like it! =D

Yup, that's the result of empire building.

Lugging all that fat around and eating a lot of food makes big muscles. Now, wouldn't it be great if he could keep those huge muscles he has under all that?

News headline from Maine 20 years from now:

STUDENTS WHO FART ARE SMARTER

All study and no video games does a healthy mind make, right?

Non-eaters and non-smokers eat less and smoke less, which is bad for the economy, so feh.

Dead human skin cells? Well, as long as it's a dead human.

Captain Midnight eat your heart out!

Sounds more like a lawsuit screaming for attention.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking, "Isn't that kinda complicated? I mean... considering a submarine is already a boat and all?"

Apparently the people in the test assumed 'work' as having outside employment, which isn't an uncommon assumption in the United States and probably also not uncommon in the rest of the westernized world. Take the same test to a different culture and you'll probably get a different result.

"Ever wonder how the world of reposession and impound towing work?"

I'm reporting that to the Plain English Campaign!!!

Bee's wax is an effective temporary tooth cavity filler.

Hah, I had to do I double-take. I thought it said greeks!