i, for one, would enjoy nibbling at her hem

dagnabit, if i can't have a stuffed uterus i don't want nuthin'

hurray, neatoramanauts defending a cat post! we finally scared all those cat haters away . . .

i've had several hyundai's over the years, and they are wonderful cheap transportation. if i wasn't already laid off, i'd totally take advantage of this promotion, if the price was right. word to the wise: do NOT buy a chevy aveo! if i wasn't broke, i'd dump it in a heartbeat. only american made car i've ever owned, and a huge headache.

do you get the same guy every time? what if he quits? does he perform any husbandly duties, or just fatherly ones?

my ring finger is longer than my index finger. does that make me a man? and why am i bankrupt?

damn, wish i looked better in a bikini

this american life had a GREAT piece on a cryo clinic that went out of business, and how they tried to keep the bodies cold (with limited success). you can stream it free on their website.

nah, i'll stick with drugs.

those super-wedding tv shows disgust me. here's to the pragmatic bride and groom! me, i'll take the ihop. is nothing sweeter than international crepes?

beats the traditional smuggling via bodily orifices!

i LOVE neatorama, but the reposts are becoming endemic!

what was that dumb book a few years back about water having feelings? something about the 'scientists' yelling at water and it making ugly crystals compared to the water they said nice things to?

salt artisans? what else do they make? sculptural deer bait?

i love the fact that the cat does this purely for its own amusement. my cat eats drinking straws; he needs a more entertaining hobby.