I used to work for ADT. It's a joke. Hardly better than asking a neighbor to keep an eye on your house. Betteer off getting a dog.

Well, nude beaches certainly are freeing but I don't think I'd want to bury my face in a strangers crotch just to recreate that feeling.

I believe you. Guess it depends on the person. I am attracted to the fact that my girlfriend is my best friend and always have been. I don't think I could not be attracted to a woman I was having a great time being around.

@MadMolecule

Ok, so those female friends that you have no romantic feelings for, are you sure they feel the same way? If not, then it's not completely platonic.

I dunno, maybe my definition of friend is more intimate. I have a large group of acquaintances that I would, for example, invite to a large party, or invite out with a group and yes, there are females there that I can say I don't have romantic feelings for but I don't call them friends in my mind although I might say, "yes" if someone asked if they were my friend.

Friends are people I'm excited to hang out with even one on one and that make me laugh and that I have fun with. I can't see how I wouldn't be romantically attracted to those women. I just don't understand how could anyone not be?

@ted

Turn the light on and blast out your retinas? This is 2010! I demand more options!

I don't know. I find that any woman I'm friends with and enjoy being around, I'll have some sexual attraction to. It's the personality I'm attracted to and I don't see how you can divorce a great friend who is of your sexual preference from all sexual feelings. It's possible to refrain from engaging that aspect but out of all the female friends I've had and refrained from following up on the sexual attractiveness, I would have definitely agreed to it if they had initiated it.

I think some women who believe they are "just friends" with guys would be surprised at the reaction if they initatied a sexual relationship.

Oh, those kids were so drugged up a car accident wouldn't bother them.

Atomic clocks as well as mechanical clocks show the same results. So it's not just mechanical so they assume the aging process would also have similar results.

No!!! My mom had my gap closed when I was young. I coulda been someone! I coulda been a contenda!

I hardly think we need comments about how fake that is, do we?

I'd take a dump in front of his business just to prove a point.

@Rumson You state in the mirror while tripping on acid? Are you trying to give yourself a severe psychotic break?

I couldn't even pass a mirror in that state, things would reach out at me.

Never tell your customers where you get your weed, or lie about it. Best thing to say is that you know a dirty cop.

"My life is really evil. Like, there are people who are starving in the world, and I drive an “Infinity.” That’s really evil! There are people who just starve to death! That’s all they ever did. There’s people who were born, and they go “oh…I’m hungry,” and then they just die. And that’s all they ever got to do. And meanwhile I’m in my car like “boom, boom bam!” like having a great time, and I sleep like a baby!It’s ... totally my fault. Because I could trade my “Infinity” for like a really good car, for like a nice Ford “Focus” with no miles on it. And I would get back like twenty thousand dollars. And I could save hundreds of people from dying of starvation with that money. And every day I don’t do it. Every day I make them die with my car." - Louis C.K.

I used to watch this show all the time when I was a young teen. Serena was SO hot!