I'll wait for the watch version to come out.

"Now, this idea might seem a little nutty"

Ya Think?

I'll never understand modern dance.

It'd be more upsetting if it was a real car, instead of what goes for a car from the US manufactures. Just hope the UAW protected drunkards were having a good day when it came off the production line

That has 365 days worth of suck written all over it.

That should help with China's huge lack of available human workers.

Yeah, it's definitely swooshy.

Why didn't they just fly across?

Does it come with a receipt for Roadkill Stew and how to marry your cousin?

That thing screams red neck (or should I say "yodels").

How Did Whales Evolve?

Swimmingly!

So how drunk do you have to be before that's funny?

So it connects thru bluetooth to a cell phone to your banking data - and then displays the "data" in arbitrary and nondescript methods.

Yeah, that's oh so much better then just looking at your bank balance on your smartphone.

Panda's are too stupid to breed - they're evolutionary dead ends - let them die out already.

I'm guessing back in the day, they used WAY more then a measly 75 grains of powder.

"People who bag groceries for a living have to work quickly and efficiently without breaking anything."

That must be a regional requirement - certainly doesn't apply to where we live.

I'm pretty sure CityMarket requires all of their checkers/baggers to be obnoxiously slow and spatially challenged. Bonus points if they're unable to tell expensive and/or fragile items from common rocks.