"We don’t post a lot of iPhone apps"

Good thing. This is neatorama not drooling fanboy dorkorama. Leave the incessant fanboy crap to BoingBoing.

$5900 and it doesn't include a bookshelf - how barbaric!

And that's how new religions get born.

Let the myths and self delusions begin!!!!!!

I for one welcome Beth as the new deity to beat all other deities to a pulp.

Jet-A = $5.30US/Gallon

Idle = +-20gal/hour

Visa = when there's not a single snowmobile left to rent

You can hear hundreds of parents wondering if it's too late to get their money back.

That photo doesn't really do Haggis justice without the overwhelming smell of twice warmed puke to go with it.

And it took 3 Danish MD's to figure this out?

Note to self - don't get sick in Denmark.

This is what happens when dumb crap like Twitter wasn't immediately destroyed with fire - offshoots that are even more dumber-er spring up.

Isn't there anything you won't hump?

Wow, dumb that just drones on and on and on and on.

You know, scraping the bottom of the barrel is ok every now and then, but lifting up the barrel, digging a shallow hole, and displaying the wad of used gum that was under the dirt that was under the barrel just isn't.

"monkey issues"

Great - there's another thing I have to worry about.

What type of twat (isn't that what they call twitter users?) would be dumb enough to hook a PHOTO printer to a unfettered Internet connection. Guess it's time to up the ink jet manufactures in my stock portfolio.

Remember when MIT nerds were clever? Yeah, me neither.

//go bears//

China - is there nothing they won't copy, duplicate, steal without paying for the rights?

So did the space aliens provide the wooden balls and rails, or just the plasma beam weapons to make the wooden balls and rails? Boy, this stuff gets confusing fast.