It's a North Pole Sundial, although it seems to be missing the numbers around the edge.

Any shirt that's really really really funny, in a bright color, medium.

So if they used garish colors, it'd be just like your average teenage girl.

put a 3 or 4 digit on receipt, write digits on cup, end of problem.

Bucket.
Water.

End of Allergy problems.

They should put live scorpions in the bag - that would make it really neat.

Maybe the Cannucks should look into these fancy gadgets called "com-pew-ters". They do this thing called CGI and they could have whipped out that cheesy little ad in a tenth of the time they took.

That was just thrilling wasn't it.

Nothing you couldn't shape in a Synthesizer in about a minute.

How is that a "animated" tattoo?

In a few days, China will be selling a ripoff made of lead for $4 bucks.

Sure.

UV, WX, YZ - whatever it takes.

Those were awesome - the first 50 million times they were done.

Wow, I wish I was rich enough to have such bad taste.

Yeah, there's "nothing weird" out of making dolls out of your co-workers. In states where you don't marry your cousin, it be considered harassment.

"perpetual flight might become a reality sooner than we ever could have imagined."

That will pair up nice with the current perpetual waiting that the airlines have already perfected.

Maybe we could convince a couple of deluded otters to strap bombs to their body and blow it up. We could tell them 42 white furred female muskrats (of the nubile variety) will reward them in a mythical made up place after they die for a completely ridiculous purpose.