Meet the $100,000 Zafirro Iridium Razor

Still shaving with a Schick? How plebeian of you! Men with real money shave with this lil' puppy: the $100,000 Zafirro Iridium razor with white sapphire blades.

“Our goal in founding Zafirro was to take a quantum leap forward in razor technology, to build the sharpest blade ever made and make it last forever,” said Zafirro CEO Hayden Hamilton. “To launch our new blades, our aim was to create one of the most impressive consumer products ever made, something that could be equally at home in a Smithsonian technology exhibit or a MOMA design exhibition. We utilized expertise in fields as varied as rocket manufacturing, nanotechnology, and particle physics, to combine some of the rarest, strongest, and most technologically advanced materials in existence.”

Due to the limited global supply of iridium and the complexities of manufacturing, the company will only produce 99 of the Iridium line,
which will go on sale today for $100,000.


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At $100,000 and that is all you get? I expected some endangered animal fur or skin at least... there is no way I'm going to buy it now. Guess I will have to go back to using sharpened T-REX teeth and kimono dragon blood (got tired of using baby gorilla tears it just takes to long to get them) for a nice wet shave.
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I like how they use the word "quantum" to sound scientific and impressive. A poor choice of words. A "quantum leap forward" would actually be miniscule.
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