Wow, a printer to print text messages. Who doesn't need one of those?

Whew, I'm glad I'm the only one that didn't remember what movie, book, president, invention, Noble winner was around when I was BORN.

Would be way more interesting if they would list a few things from your birth year, and then move thru interesting stuff when you were 5, 10,15,20,30.....

Maybe then a few things would "click" and you'd actually remember some of them.

And kill the letter by letter crap - I'd prefer to get the info before I have another birthday.

Now they have the exciting Unemployment line simulator to train the astronauts on.

Wow banging stuff on a rock - watch out Bob Vila.

I'm sure he'll do very well in the Florida prison system.

Um...what about government mandates for fuel efficiency in cars.

If the gubbermint can't force more efficient light bulbs, why can they force more efficient cars?

First rule of the Witch Shop's tourist club...

Don't look at the dead baby llamas.

Shop'd

Wow, where are the easy marks like that when I'm out stealing money for my drug habit?

Sure. Let me know when they sight one in a Burger King drive thru.

Where's a guy in a Godzilla suit when you need him?

If only there was some clothing apparel that would completely cover up their head and face when paranoid people go out in public.

From that photo - I think it's safe to say that guy is a space alien. No wonder his recipes are so off the wall, they're really just off the planet.

Looks like posed drama queens.

tie != respectable

I hire people for their talent, not their willingness to be fashion sheeple.