no. 541 - @SuSuSuDonym
I have a severe Religious Nut allergy. @SuSuSuDonym I have a severe Religious Nut allergy. @SuSuSuDonym I have a severe Religious Nut allergy. @SuSuSuDonym 
no. 540 - @PaulyPeligroso
~Illustrated by: Chris DeFillippi~
no. 539 - @SnarkToast
~Illustration by:Â Ingrid Doering~
no. 538 - @GuyAdvisor
Cleavage is the original Jedi Mind Trick. - @GuyAdvisor no. 537 - @true_godfather
~Illustration by: Pete Hillstrom~If you have the google homepage on screen when someone suddenly walks into your room, you're not fooling anyone. @true_godfather
no. 536 - @Schindizzle
Grizzly, panda, polar. Grizzly, panda, polar. Grizzly, panda, polar. Sorry to be redundant, but it's bears repeating. @Schindizzle no. 535 - @lunchyprices
I like when my hair blows across my face while I'm driving because it makes me feel sexy & dangerous in my minivan. -Â @lunchyprices no. 534 - @LunaticOnEdge
no. 532 - @charstarlene
I heard that purgatory is just a room full of teenage girls blogging and rolling their eyes at you. @charstarlene no. 527 - @Cheeseboy22
If you are proud of your follower count, know my 33yo brother lives with my parents, tweets ONLY about Star Trek & has over 8,000 followers -Â Â @Cheeseboy22
no. 533 - @rachow
 ~Illustrated by: Chelsea Zareczny~
After years of research, studies show that I don't like when people who smell like bologna sit next to me on the train. - @rachowno. 531 - @Kimmittable
~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~
You've really got to hand it to me. Because I'm small, and likely can't reach. -Â Â @Kimmittableno. 529 - @NickSchug
This hot girl barely thanked me after I gave her a shot for shot recap of the Doctor Who finale. That's the last time I do something nice. -Â @NickSchug
no. 528 - @gruntmuffin
~Illustration by:Â Pete Hillstrom~
