no. 555 - @Schmoodles
~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~
Arguing with religious people is like trying to explain quantum mechanics to a potato. -Â Â @Schmoodles
no. 554 - @Schmoodles
~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~
no. 553 - @AdviceToWriters
Being a good writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet. – @AdviceToWriters no. 552 - @Josh_in_therapy
~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~
no. 551 - @sbellelauren
 ~Illustrated by: Greg Smith~
no. 550 - @myhypochondria
~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~
no. 549 - @yaelbt
no. 548 - @BigDaddyDouche
To me, two people arguing in a foreign language, are arguing about who can talk faster in a foreign language. - @BigDaddyDouche
no. 547 - @Marty3point0
If three sheets to wind is being drunk, last night I was a Linens 'n Things in a hurricane. -Â @Marty3point0 no. 546 - @MauriceBlitz
~Illustration by:Â Carnilius R~
A twelve-pack of beer is equivalent to a bouquet of roses in a bromance. - @MauriceBlitz
no. 545 - @TheVoicelessOne
~Illustration by:Â Carnilius R~
I held a grudge once. So cute and fluffy but the fucker bit me. -Â @TheVoicelessOne
no. 544 - @Drudysseus
Taking patience pills. Trying to gain wait. @Drudysseus
no. 543 - @HotEats
~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~
"We want rights! We want rights!" - Chinese protesters sick of living in the dark. @HotEats
