Peperonie is the ideal dog- he's hairless, barkless and super mellow, and Peperonie prefers yams and berries to dry kibble and canned meat products.
The only problem with Peperonie is that he's not a dog, he's a Blue Tongued Skink.
But if you simply ignore this fact and believe his owner's hilarious assertions that Peperonie is the best dog on the planet you'll soon come to see Peperonie through his adoring eyes.
Peperonie is celebrating his first birthing day and waiting for his owner to finish transforming into a lich so Peperonie can become a lich's familiar and have his life extended by a hundred thousand years! (Contains NSFW language)
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