Tom Hanks Wins Two Razzies for the Movie Elvis

Beloved actor Tom Hanks won back-to-back Oscars for Best Actor: for Philadelphia in 1993 and then for Forrest Gump in 1994. He's also won a half-dozen Emmys and a bunch of other awards. Last night, Hanks won his first Golden Raspberry Award, known as the Razzies, which are given to the worst of movies from the previous year. Hanks had nominations for two movies, for Pinocchio in the Worst Actor category and for Elvis in the Worst Supporting Actor category. His win last night was for Worst Supporting Actor for portraying Colonel Tom Parker in the movie Elvis. Hanks won a second Razzie in the category of Worst Screen Couple along with "His Latex-Laden Face (and Ludicrous Accent)." He also had a hand in the winner of the Worst Remake, Ripoff, or Sequel award, which went to Pinocchio.

The Netflix film Blonde won Worst Picture, and Jared Leto won his second Razzie for Morbius. The Razzies also gave themselves an award for the blunder of nominating a 12-year-old actress this year, a nomination they rescinded after the backlash. From now on, all nominations will go to people 18 or older. You can see all the winners of the 2022 Razzie Awards at their website.  -via Uproxx


When the Bride Came to the Wedding Without Clothing

There seems to have been a few instances in the 18th century of women dressing down, way down, for their wedding. It was said that if a woman went through the wedding ceremony naked, she would be forgiven of her debts. However, "naked" here means that she only wore a shift, smock, or chemise, which was something like a nightgown or undergarment. There are many newspaper accounts of such "naked marriages" throughout the 1700s in England and America. There is one instance of a bridegroom being forgiven of his debt if his bride removed her clothing at the ceremony.

Note that we have little information on how much money was forgiven, if any, by these weddings. Still, if the debt was small, it may have been worth a creditor's forgiveness just to see such a wedding. It did not always go off without a hitch. At one wedding in 1794, three male witnesses were required, so neighbors were recruited. One man was so flabbergasted at the sight of the bride that he was unable to swear his witness, and the debt forgiveness was thrown into doubt.

These newspaper accounts of "naked marriages" are at All Things Georgian. -via Strange Company

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Five Out-of-Control Parties That Put Your Wildest Party to Shame

The wildest party I've ever attended was one I threw myself. Residents were evicted from three apartments, and around two dozen guests were arrested. To be fair, I didn't invite anyone; I just underestimated how many friends the guest of honor had. At least no one died. That can't be said about some of the wildest parties in history. How can you top a party in which the dancers caught on fire? That really happened in 1393, and one of the dancers was the king of France. There was also the party where someone dumped four buckets of liquid nitrogen into the pool, sending eight people to the hospital. And 1896 saw a party in which more than a thousand people were trampled to death by a crowd seeking souvenirs. Find out more about five historical party disasters that serve as a warning of what not to do as a host at Cracked.


Customer States There is Something Funny Going On with Their Car



The YouTube channel Just Rolled In compiles video evidence of eye-popping automotive cases sent in by mechanics from all over. You have to wonder how they ever managed to get the vehicle to the shop. Oh yeah, some had to have been brought in by wrecker, but often we learn they've been driving it that way for weeks. Most of these disasters are caused by the owner trying to do their own repairs when they don't know as much about cars as they think they do. Many are due to people ignoring a small problem with their car until it becomes a big problem. We also see cases of theft and vandalism, a few factory defects, and the delicious instances of drivers not consulting their manuals to find out which button controls what function.

Just Rolled In has a new compilation every few days, and watching them can become addictive. You can let the playlist roll, or check out the "best of" compilations for each quarter and each year. If you want to further explore a particular problem presented, they post a timeline with notes for the clips at each video's YouTube page. -via Metafilter


A Brief History of Medical School Cadavers

In the relatively early days of the medical profession, doctors weren't all that trusted and got little respect. That went double for medical students, who were condemned for cutting into dead bodies to study them. We've posted many times about how they got those bodies, from grave robbers, resurrectionists, and body snatchers who stole them from cemeteries. So how did that gruesome supply chain change into what we have now, which is voluntary bequests of earthly remains? The body supply business went through several difference stages as the medical business itself went from shady to crucial. Changing attitudes about death played a role, as well as the breakthrough in organ donation, allowing us to save or improve someone's else's life through own own deaths. And as the article asks, would you want a surgeon carving on you who had never practiced with a real body before? Learn the history of medical school cadavers at The Conversation. -via Geeks Are Sexy


Buried Alive as an Endurance Stunt

It's only natural to be horrified at the idea of being buried alive. Yet at one time, like flagpole sitting or dance marathons, it was a competition for publicity and bragging rights. The fad reached its peak in the 1960s. Although the stunt was not new, earlier attempts at the record amount of time spent underground were not well documented, so spending the longest time buried was a challenge.

On February 21, 1968, 33-year-old Irish laborer Mike Meaney had himself buried in Kilborn, England. He was trying to go for the record set by Bill White of Texas, who had emerged after being buried for 55 days. But Meaney did not know that White was also being buried again at the same time, trying to top his own record. The stunts therefore became a real-time competition for who could stay buried the longest.

An article at Mental Floss has the details of Meaney's burial, including the particulars of his life-sustaining coffin, the history of the fad of premature burial, and a video of the public celebration when Meaney returned from the grave. -via Strange Company


Can We Really Die From Laughing Too Hard?

In March 1975, a 50-year-old man sat down on his chair to watch one of his favorite shows. It was a British comedy series called The Goodies, and the man in question, Alex Mitchell, found the show very funny. On that fateful day, the bricklayer laughed really hard as he watched a funny bit of the show. And by really hard, I mean really hard. Mitchell laughed for over twenty minutes. All of a sudden, he slumped into his chair, lifeless. He died then and there.

According to a doctor (probably the one who examined him), Mitchell died from too much laughter. He laughed so hard that "the left side of his heart failed."

But could it really be true? Could a person really die from laughing too much?

Fortunately, the answer is no. However, laughing too hard may trigger something bad in your body, especially if you have a preexisting condition. This is the deadly part.

If you have a cardiovascular condition, like an aortic aneurysm, for example, laughing could increase the pressure inside your thorax, and that might trigger a heart attack.

Laughing too hard has some other undesirable effects on the body, such as blocking the flow of oxygen.

Alex Mitchell's death in 1975 made headlines worldwide. Doctors back then cited "heart failure" as the cause of his death, but doctors in 2012 believe he was suffering from a conduction disorder called the Long QT syndrome, as his granddaughter was diagnosed with the same condition.

They say that laughter is the best medicine. It seems that, like with anything, it is best taken in moderation.

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Escaped Serval Tested Positive for Cocaine

Cincinnati Animal CARE, the shelter in Cincinnati which also serves as animal control, was called out in late January to get a cat out of a tree. The police probably should have been more specific, so the animal warden could have brought more deputies and more equipment. The 30+ pound cat in the tree was an African serval, and did not want to be captured. The serval had jumped out of a car as police were arresting the driver, and climbed the first tree he saw.

The dog warden eventually managed to get the cat out of the tree, but the serval's leg was broken during the struggle. The serval, named Amiry, was taken to Cincinnati Animal CARE's medical department, where his leg was set. A DNA sample was taken along with a toxicology test, which came back positive for cocaine! The DNA test confirmed that Amiry is indeed a serval, and not a Savannah cat. It is illegal to own a serval in Ohio, while a Savannah cat (which is produced by crossing a serval with a domestic cat) is okay. The serval's owner has been cooperative. He has relinquished ownership of the cat to authorities, and has been paying for Amiry's medical care.

Amiry has since been transferred to the Cincinnati Zoo, where he has been under the supervision of the zoo's medical staff. -via reddit


Scientists Produce Mice with Two Biological Fathers

For the first time, scientists have been able to create a mouse egg cell from a male skin cell. A team led by Katsuhiko Hayashi of Kyushu University in Japan cultivated male mouse skin cells and programmed them to revert to a state resembling a stem cell. They replaced the Y chromosome with a second X chromosome from the same individual, and prompted them to grow into egg cells. With egg cells produced by a male, fertilized by another male, they implanted 600 embryos into female mice, which resulted in seven live pups born with two biological fathers. These mice were healthy, grew normally, and eventually produced offspring of their own.

The process for doing this with human cells is much more complicated, but if it ever succeeds, it could be a boon to people suffering from infertility. The research was prompted by the plight of women with Turner's syndrome, in which one X chromosome is incomplete or missing. Read more about the mice with two fathers at the Guardian. -via Damn Interesting   

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The Disaster Movie We Want to See: Cocaine Shark



We thought we had reached peak disaster movie insanity with Sharknado, but we were wrong, because Cocaine Bear is out in theaters now. Never mind that Cocaine Bear was inspired by a true story; that just goes to show that truth is stranger than fiction. But if you want to go one better, how about combining them into a film named Cocaine Shark? Wild Eye Releasing went for it, with a story that involves a drug lord, a science lab, experimental animals, and an explosion. What could possibly go wrong? The answer is a cocaine-fueled mutant shark on the loose, with a beach full of unknowing potential victims. Sadly, Cocaine Shark is not coming soon to a theater near you. At least until someone in Hollywood sees this faux trailer, then all bets are off.  -via Geeks Are Sexy

Next up: Bubblegum from the moon is our only defense against a mutant cocaine shark.


The Mysterious Magician Who Inspired Ray Bradbury

Acclaimed science fiction author Ray Bradbury often recounted an event from his childhood that set him on a lifelong path of writing stories. In 1932, 12-year-old Bradbury saw a magician named Mr. Electrico performing amazing feats of electrical manipulation at a circus sideshow. The showman declared the boy immortal and so impressed Bradbury that he went back for a second performance a couple of days later and met the magician. The experience was so profound for Bradbury that he recounted it over and over after he had achieved fame for his books and short stories. He even made Mr. Electrico a character in his 1962 novel Something Wicked This Way Comes.

But although Bradbury had plenty of details about the encounter with Mr. Electrico, some details tended to change, and didn't quite match up with the historical timeline. Researchers and Bradbury fans have tried to track down Mr. Electrico or the circus he accompanied and came up empty-handed. There were plenty of shows featuring the magic of electricity, which was still fairly new in the early 20th century, but no one has pinned down Bradbury's Mr. Electrico. Read about Bradbury's memories and the search for the real thing at Smithsonian.

(Illustration credit: Meilan Solly)


A Robotic Second Thumb Would Improve Our Lives

In the classic TV series Exosquad, when humanity set about genetically engineering a slave race that would one day rise up in rebellion against them, they helpfully gave their slaves two opposing thumbs.

Thumbs are useful. They're pretty much the only reason we humans are in charge of this planet and not dolphins. So let's make best use of this advantage by doubling them.

Dani Clode and Tamar Makin of Cambridge University 3D printed a thumb that can be attached to a hand. The motor is strapped to the wrist and the battery on the upper arm. The controlling sensors are attached to big toes. So, if I understand this Guardian article correctly, twitch your toes to open and close the extra thumb.

At a recently science exhibition, Clode and Makin gave 600 people the chance to try it. 98% were able to figure out the control system within a minute, so this is clearly user-friendly technology.

-via Design Boom


The "M&M Lady" Was Buried in an M&M Casket

You may have seen the viral photos of a casket decorated with an M&M candy theme. It's real and the story behind it is deeply heartwarming.

Fox News reports that Mary Stocks Martin of Snowflake, Arizona died at the age of 86. She was a teacher for many years who signed her name "MSM" in cursive. Kids often mistook her signature for "M&M" and began giving her M&M candy. She gradually collected a lot of M&M paraphernalia and became known as "the M&M Lady".

Years before her death, she decided that she wanted to be buried in a casket that looked like an M&M and had one of her sons build it. Martin recently passed on and her family conducted an M&M-themed funeral. Those who attended marked her passing by dropping M&Ms on the casket and dressing in M&M t-shirts.

-via The Mary Sue | Images: Scott Roundtree


The B-movie We Want to See: Attack of the Giant Bubbles



Strange, mysterious, spherical UFOs have invaded earth's atmosphere. The powers that be tell us they are weather balloons, or spy balloons, or just balloons launched from earth by hobbyists. But what if they were launched by an alien civilization? Maybe from a station on the moon? If the first ones were just spying on us, what happens when the real weapons are launched? A new short from Fabrice Mathieu (previously at Neatorama) leaves a lot to the imagination, so my theory is that the lunar aliens are chewing bubble gum, and they are far from being out of bubble gum! -Thanks, Fabrice!


King Charles Will Not Be Smeared With The Intestinal Wax Of Sperm Whales At His Coronation

Tradition is apparently no longer important to modern Britons. Although they will keep the monarchy, they are throwing away one of the great customs associated with royalty: rubbing the monarch at his or her coronation with ambergris.

My headline is borrowed from IFL Science, which explains what's going on.

As King, Charles is the Supreme Governor of the Church of England. His coronation on May 6 is, among other purposes, a religious ceremony. He will be annointed with sacred oil. This oil is made from olives from the Monastery of Mary Magdalene and the Monastery of the Ascension in Israel.

The anointing oil will not contain ambergris, which is a substance that originates in the intestines of sperm whales. Many nations ban the harvesting of ambergris as part of general bans on the exploitation of whales.

-via Dave Barry | Photo: Wikimedia user Dan Marsh


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