Instagram user @di_vsn jokes, "What do you bring to the table?"
To this, model Sarah Dahll answers, "I am the table" and walks away.
The luxurious skirt that she wore to the dinner party in Copenhagen was sewn into the tablecloth on which food was served. When it was time to leave, she presented herself to the audience and then confidently strode out of the hall.
And that is how you make an exit.
-via Dave Barry
Comments (2)
OM NOM NOM NOM!
Only the first one can be found in an hydrogen atom, because it only has one electron. And you need two electrons per orbital.
Each line in the periodic table adds another set of orbitals, in the following order: 1s, 2s, 2p, 3s, 3p, 3d, 4s, 4p, 4d, 4f, etc...
All of these plots are for hydrogen alone; only the first one is the ground state. Larger atoms fill up more than one of those orbitals at a time.
P.S. #3 really don't get the purpose behind this post; it is not a lecture in physics -- it is a BATCH OF COOKIES