Model's Dress is the Tablecloth Itself

Instagram user @di_vsn jokes, "What do you bring to the table?"

To this, model Sarah Dahll answers, "I am the table" and walks away.

The luxurious skirt that she wore to the dinner party in Copenhagen was sewn into the tablecloth on which food was served. When it was time to leave, she presented herself to the audience and then confidently strode out of the hall.

And that is how you make an exit.

-via Dave Barry


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That's not exactly the shape of hydrogen atoms orbitals...

Only the first one can be found in an hydrogen atom, because it only has one electron. And you need two electrons per orbital.

Each line in the periodic table adds another set of orbitals, in the following order: 1s, 2s, 2p, 3s, 3p, 3d, 4s, 4p, 4d, 4f, etc...
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Are these eigencookies fermionic? I hope so, otherwise they'd all enter the ground state of my stomach and I would still be hungry.

P.S. #3 really don't get the purpose behind this post; it is not a lecture in physics -- it is a BATCH OF COOKIES
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