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French Fries Alignment Chart

Oh, don't we internet denizens just love to categorize things. You've seen plenty of alignment charts fashioned from the moral structure taken from Dungeons & Dragons. Illustrator Robert James Russell (robhollywood) took a stab at categorizing French fries in this manner, and all I can say is "Your mileage may vary." It's difficult to see any pattern in the chaos and morality here. Yes, the relatively nutritious sweet potato fries are a lawful good, while artery-clogging poutine is in the opposite chaotic evil corner, but if healthy eating has anything to do with it, how did cheese fries end up as neutral good? If the shape is important, why are waffle fries lawful? This may be one of those things that is completely dependent on Russell's taste or past experience. -via Geeks Are Sexy 

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Steak Fries have always been the worst fries, and I agree with this list. Also I agree with Travis why is Smothered Fries considered Chaotic Evil when its literally the best thing after a hard day. Someone needs to get their priorities in order.
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I think he put Neutral Good (Cheese Fries) and Neutral Evil (Steak Fries) around the wrong way, but other than that I can agree with the rest of the choices.
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