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What Darth Vader Eats

How does Darth Vader eat? The question had been circulating among Star Wars fans, who overthink everything, for years. The answer is here, although is isn't in English, and you can't feed graphics into a text translator. I know enough French to get the gist of this, but people who know say it's even funnier in French.

1. Milk exists in the Star Wars universe. Luke drinks bantha milk.

2. Moisture exists, so therefore mold can exist to create cheese.

3. Darth Vader can't eat most things, because he needs his mask to breathe.

4. That's why his mask has a cheese grater in the front.

If you read French and can offer any further insights, please leave a comment. -via Gizmodo 


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That's a funny one indeed. Here goes the full transcript.
The statement is: Dark Vador eats grated cheese.

1. Milk exists in the Star Wars universe. Want proof? If milk wouldn't exist what would the boobs be used for?
Proofs that milk exists - Proofs that blue milk exists - Milk machines
Proofs that the green milk exists? Maybe (Who knows he's an alien after all...)
A sure thing is that Banthas produce milk... and a blue one.
<- Milk cow
-> that gives this (beuarg)

2. Moisture exists in the Star Wars univers.
This is a moister and mold collector of Tatooine, like Luke Skywalker's farm ones.
MILK + MOLD = CHEESE
(and yess, sorry haters)

3. Darth Vader can't eat things with his mask.
IMPOSSIBLE
(because amongst other things, there's no hole for his mouth)
The only place where Vador can take his mask off, is in a special room.
(we can suppose that's where he eats)
But how does he proceed when he's far from his special room for a while? (for example when his on a mission) he surely does need to eat!
(Morover he has being doing it before)
"Yummy, that's a good pear''

4. That's why his mask has a cheese grater in the front.
<- Just there
<- it's indentical to this ->
CHEESE GRATER
CONFIRMEEEEED
And what if this cheese grate was purposedly placed there only to feed Vador?

How does that work?
Grat
Grat
Cheers
Fig. 1: Dark Vador graters cheese over his chin
Fig. 2: The helmet fills with grated cheese
Slurp
yummy
Fig. 3: Vador now can eat the grated cheese without having to remove his helmet
CHECK MATE
Theory confirmed
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A little more detail from the French:
- We know milk exists because boobs.
- The only place where Vader can remove his helmet is in his special room. That must be where he eats.
- But when he's away from there, on an extended mission, he carries cheese, which he rubs against his helmet's built-in grater.
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