How does Darth Vader eat? The question had been circulating among Star Wars fans, who overthink everything, for years. The answer is here, although is isn't in English, and you can't feed graphics into a text translator. I know enough French to get the gist of this, but people who know say it's even funnier in French.
1. Milk exists in the Star Wars universe. Luke drinks bantha milk.
2. Moisture exists, so therefore mold can exist to create cheese.
3. Darth Vader can't eat most things, because he needs his mask to breathe.
4. That's why his mask has a cheese grater in the front.
If you read French and can offer any further insights, please leave a comment. -via Gizmodo
Comments (3)
- We know milk exists because boobs.
- The only place where Vader can remove his helmet is in his special room. That must be where he eats.
- But when he's away from there, on an extended mission, he carries cheese, which he rubs against his helmet's built-in grater.