Redditors Share The Reasons They "Noped" Out Of A Date

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Bad dates are often so frustrating, so ego deflating, and so regretful, the bad memory of that horrible night sticks with you for the rest of your life.

But when it comes to bad dates there are many different levels of bad, which can make dating feel like a pyramid scheme:

A few years back I lived in a triplex that was once a large house. My upstairs neighbour was a cute blonde. We were friendly and had chatted in passing in the shared laundry room. We started flirting a bit via text (she had my number with my permission from the landlord due to the fusebox for the whole house being in my unit) and she suggested we go out for drink.

Less than five minutes into our “date” she launched into a pyramid scheme pitch that she called “a great business opportunity.” Cheque please and I left. She was not happy. – Guardian83

If you find yourself on a bad date just remind yourself that you are free to date other people, so don't let the first person you go out with tie you down:

Girl broke down crying mid-park-date.

No big deal, help the girl out. Found out she was crying because she was still in love with her ex. OK fine, this will be the last date, but I can still walk her home like a gentleman.

On the walk home, she starts smiling and swinging our arms saying,”I’ll train you (like a dog) to be like my ex.”

I walked her home, got in my car, texted her that it isn’t going to work, turned off my phone, drove home, and didn’t leave for three days. – CzarKwiecien

And if you're ever feeling sad about all the bad dates you've been on just read some of the responses in this AskReddit thread and you may discover your experiences weren't so bad by comparison:

During the conversation she started talking about a bunch of things I had an interest in, being quite specific. It eventually twigged that she must have checked my Instagram for stuff I liked/did. I figured this was fine since had we met on Tinder or something that’s pretty standard.

I went back to her place and her housemate looked shocked to see me, like, f**king terrified. When we had a moment alone she beckoned me into the hallway and showed me a picture, of me, that was circled in quite a violent fashion and asked me “Is this you?”

Then ensued the most terrifying argument I’ve seen between two women ever at which point I went full nope, left as quickly as physically possible, drove away and did not ask questions. I’m sorta hopeful that there was a reason for it all and it just came off as super weird, rather than the sinister explanation I’d assumed upon seeing it. – whitehousea

See 13 Epic Bad Date Stories You'll Want to Grab a Drink Before Reading Them here


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