Ann Gray of Somerset, UK went on 3 dates with a man she met online. Then she decided that she didn't want to see him again. He wasn't satisfied with that answer, so Gray had to take more drastic action. She pretended that her phone was in the hands of her sister, who texted Gray that she was gravely ill, then dead. You can read the entire funny exchange at The Mirror.
Did this really happen? The source is The Mirror--a tabloid. So let's settle for it being at least a good story.
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