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The Rest Are Coming to Kill You

A wholesome meme these days means one that doesn't involve politics or death threats between participants. So how about a meme that involves death threats from nature? This game has sparked a lot of interesting yet non-earth-shattering conversation about the animals around us. Here's the premise. Which is most dangerous: 50 eagles, ten crocodiles, three grizzly bears, seven bulls, one armed hunter, 15 wolves, 10,000 rats, five silverback gorillas, or four lions. You can pick two sets of creatures to be your allies in order to defend against the rest of them. The whole idea is to hear your reasons for your picks, but as far as I'm concerned, you are doomed. That's a lot to defend against, no matter what is helping you. -via Metafilter

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10 k rats can kill anything and reduce it to bones. I never want them on the 'enemy' side of the equation.
A guy with a gun and the ability to use it well can kill me before I know I'm under threat. I want him on my side, too.
The rest of the animals are nothing.
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