Sometimes searching for stuff on Amazon feels like you're stuck in the Amazon jungle, because you can search and search forever then click on a suggested product and end up down a different path, leaving you lost in the jungle.
I've searched for stuff on Amazon then realized I was still searching over an hour later yet unable to remember what I initially went on Amazon to find, making me feel like I have Amazon-esia.
Every time I head down the Amazon rabbit hole and look at all the crazy crap they sell I find myself wondering "who would buy this crazy crap?" and "who would admit to buying this crazy crap by leaving a review?"
A dad who wears a rubber penguin mask to sings lullabies to his kids, that's who!