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Hilarious Reviews for the Sexy PhD Costume

Once a year, at graduation exercises, I slip on my sultry academic regalia and sashay out with the other faculty. But I don't look quite like this.

That's because I never got a doctorate. If I did, you might get to see my legs in the Delicious Women's Phd Darling Sexy Costume--an outfit that, I assure you, presents an accurate impression of the academic life.

Labor at length for up to a decade, go into great debt, and write a book-length treatise that no one will ever read, and you can look like this.

Some customers, though, say that the robe does not match common academic standards.

Alex Santoso, the owner of Neatorama, has a doctorate. But it's not in sexy. You can be certain of that.

-via io9


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