With Halloween coming in just a few days there's no denying the inevitable- the holidays are coming, and for the rest of the year we'll be holidaying it up with our friends and family.
Everybody wants to look their best during the holidays, and there's no better way to show off your individual sense of style than with an awesome tee or hoodie from the NeatoShop.
Halloween comes like a thief in the night, a thief who uses costumed children to take our candy
And then, before you know it, the time of the turkeys will be upon us
Once we've had our fill we'll move on to gobbling up gingerbread men
Then we'll sleep for six days, dreaming of all the delicious critters we'll eat in the New Year!
Some will go camping together
Others will hit the road and see where adventure takes them
Folks tend to get together more during the holidays
But the festivities really begin with a mutual love of Halloween
We love all the cute trick-or-treaters who come to our door in costume
All the candy we get to eat
And we love dressing up in Halloween costumes and partying all night long
The next day we'll feel dead on our feet, which is perfect since it's Dia De Los Muertos
And then the Presidential Elections will sweep in on November 8th and chill us all to the bone
We'll hope a cool candidate gets elected (even though we know that's impossible)
And then we'll drown our sorrows in turkey...and lots and lots and lots of pie
The terrible election, and the dark fate of our country, will be but a memory come Christmas
Or Chrismukkah, as the case may be
And although the real horror will have just begun
We shouldn't let our fear of the future stop us from enjoying the holidays
Because it will all be over before you know it!
It's never too soon to start your holiday shopping, and whether you're looking for a tee or hoodie for yourself so you look sharp this season, or you're shopping for folks with exquisitely geeky taste, the NeatoShop is the place!
The NeatoShop has thousands of designs that are sure to blow people's minds, and with the best prints in the biz you can be sure you're giving, or wearing, a gift that will last for years to come when you buy a NeatoShop shirt.
So head to the NeatoShop today and do the holidays up right!