Life was once great, when T. rex could just roar and everyone would run in fear. He was the apex thunder lizard! But then things fell apart. Someone pointed out his tiny arms, and now everyone makes fun of him. He even became an internet meme, which is a recipe for depression.
And since this is an ad, the cure is something he should buy. Audi has a self-steering car, it seems. But the story is good enough to pass along anyway. I was rooting for the poor guy the whole time. -via Tastefully Offensive