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Flubbed Headlines

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State Population to Double by 2040; Babies to Blame

Astronaut Welcomes Baby from Space

Parking Lot Floods When Man Bursts

Elderly Woman Found Using GPS

Indiana Guardsman Gets 2 Years in Ohio Bomb Case

Bans on Children Aim to Stop Swine Flu Spread

Road Rage Leads Police to Murder Victim’s Boyfriend

VIDEO: QUEEN VISITS IRISH NATIONAL STUD MYSTIC EVACUATED; COWS DIE

28M Gallons of Sewage into Mianus

Most Doctors Agree Breathing Regularly Is Good for You

Editor’s Wife Rented to 2 Suspects, FBI Says

Scientists Decode Why Humans Are Intelligent Than Chimps

Navy SEALs Responsible for Getting Osama Bin Laden to Be Honored at 9/ 11 Museum

Lawmakers Disagree Over Why They Can’t Agree

 

For Most, Water Is a Good Hydrating Drink

BISHOPS AGREE SEX ABUSE RULES

Solar System Plagued Again by Thieves

Big Rig Carrying Fruit Crashes on 210 Freeway, Creates Jam

REPORTERS RETURN TO TIBET AFTER RIOTING

Barbershop Singers Bring Joy to School for Deaf

Authorities Pursue Man Running with Scissors


Sultan Woman with Dog’s Head Taken to Hospital

HAY NOT PLEASED WITH SLUMPING PP

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