Halloween is coming! Halloween is coming! Are you as excited as we are?
If not, maybe you just need some new Halloween themed tees to get you in the spirit of the howliday, and the NeatoShop is your one stop shop for tees so ghoulishly good they're to die for!
Halloweentime is our favorite time of year
When we put our costumes together with care
And can't stop grinning about going out on Halloween night
But then we're soon in high spirits at the thought of preparing for Halloween
We carve pumpkins to decorate
And make sure we're ready to fit into our costumes
Some ghouls even give their makeup a test run before they go out
But most are just happy to throw on any old thing come Halloween night
Halloweenies eagerly count down the days until All Hallow's Eve
Dreaming of costumes and candy and monstrous surprises
And before we know it Halloween night is upon us
With frightful fun to be found all around
The dead come back to haunt the living
And bring some scary animal companions with them
Witches take flight in the night sky
And monsters creep out of every crypt and swamp
So if you're out trick-or-treating you'd better stick to streets you know are safe
And watch out for creeps bearing candy
On second thought, why not throw a Halloween party instead?
Just make sure you have the Monster Mash on hand
And plenty of treats for the little Halloweenies who haunt your doorstep
Be sure to invite all the coolest dudes
And the most fabulous mistresses
And you'll be left feeling like the king or queen of Halloween!
Get ready to celebrate Halloween your way by bringing home a super festive Halloween themed t-shirt from the NeatoShop.
All sales benefit both the indie artists from around the world who create these ghoulishly good designs and Neatorama (your favorite blog), and you're sure to get lots of compliments from your fellow Halloweenies. So get geared up for Halloween at the NeatoShop today!