With millions of fortune cookies being produced, the pressure is on to come up with new and different fortunes. We get laughs from those obviously written by someone not fluent in English, but there are also the occasional jokes, double entendres, and clever witticisms from would-be comedians that make that tiny piece of paper worth saving, or even sharing on the internet.
You’ll find 30 of these funny fortunes at 22 Words. -via Pleated-Jeans
Well, except for the fact that the cornea is what the poop would be burning.
Y'know, cuz, the retina is in the back of the eyeball... and on the inside.