20 Fortune Cookie Fortunes That Don't Make Any Sense

On one hand, you have to feel for someone who is working in a language they don't know. On the other hand, these are too funny to not pass along! In some cases, you kind of know what they are trying to say, but the writer just doesn't quite get there. Others are totally off in the ozone. Link

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I have had many awful ones over the years as I am a westernized-asian-food-oholic

But my favorite will always be the one I have mounted right here under the glass of my desk


Maybe you live on moon next century

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I once got a fortune which said "Birds are entangled by your feet, and men by their tongues." ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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