Personal Defense School Offers "Secret Squirrel Training"

Rochester Personal Defense, LLC is a company in Rochester, New York that teaches personal safety and self defense skills, including unarmed combat and the use of firearms. Most courses are designed with human clients in mind, but the company also offers sciurid residents of that city the chance to become as skilled and adept as Secret Squirrel, a cartoon squirrel famous for his spycraft. The Awesome Secret Squirrel Training program costs a mere $5 in peanuts and teaches ordinary squirrels all they need to evade human pests and raid birdfeeders, among other "Secret Squirrel Stuff."

-via Jonah Goldberg

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I was a fan of the Original Secret Squirrel and I just don't think it's the same if they're not wearing "a bullet-proof coat and a cannon hat". But Marvel's Unbeatable Squirrel Girl is making squirrels as popular as the good old days of Rocky the Flying Squirrel, and I support anything squirrel-positive.
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