If you recall Lord Tennyson’s poem "The Lady of Shalott,” you know that it’s about a woman who is confined to a tower, and if she dares to look out the window, she will die from a curse. She only sees the real world reflected in a mirror, until Sir Lancelot wanders by. Kate Beaton at Hark! A Vagrant reimagines that story in a more realistic way. It’s a little gross, but altogether too funny not to share. Read the whole story here.