Think back to the comic about what TV programs aliens are watching from earth’s broadcasts. Then think about how many movies they may have caught in which a few humans from a planet that hadn’t even advanced far enough to travel to other planets managed to defeat a sentient race that knew how to travel through wormholes. After all, they’ve formed their opinions about our intelligence from watching Hee Haw and Gilligan’s Island. This is the latest from Doghouse Diaries.
Shoot, maybe we should start making movies in which this message is more direct: just friendly aliens paying us a visit. We respond by torturing and eating them. Add a laugh track, then broadcast.
So far, they've stayed away.