Alien Erotica

The title of the article is Erotica Written By An Alien Pretending Not To Be Horrified By The Human Body. What scenario would lead to such an activity is left to the imagination. What if, say, an alien species came to live on Earth among us and one of them tried to make some money writing erotic fiction. They probably wouldn’t get the job, due to the complete misunderstanding of what “erotic” really means, and the alien’s disgust at human sex. Only selected lines are given, but they are both funny and not-for-children -not that they would understand them anyway. Here are a couple that are innocuous enough for sharing here:

“Together they put all of their clothes in a pile on the floor, where the dog lives.”

“With absolutely no regard for personal space, the two of them created an unnecessary amount of friction, generating sweat in the process.”

Read the rest at The Toast. -via Metafilter 

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