“But, John, what would I do with a huge hamster wheel?” If you ask this question, then you need to leave. Right now. Because I don’t want to know you.
Sandra Z. is offering this functional hamster wheel on Craigslist. She has it installed in her home in Brooklyn. She writes, “I WILL NOT HAVE THIS IN MY HOUSE ANY LONGER.”
That tells you all that you need to know about Sandra Z. Obviously she has lost the animating joy of life.
The wheel, which is free—free, mind you—comes with 50 pounds of shredded newspaper. So you’re pretty much set up for life just by going down to Sandra Z.’s apartment.
-via American Digest
UPDATE: Wait, it's fake? I don't know what to believe in anymore. Thank you, Miss C, for emailing me this update on the story and shattering my hopes and dreams.